1. Movie stars will stop pretending that cutting back on the air-con will save the planet

2. Half my friends will have popped some sprogs

3. NZ will have more competition in the cellphone market.

4. DVDs will be dead. We will be happy.

5. Shortland Street will still be running. I will still be watching.

6. We will be laughing at the clunky old iPods of the ‘naughties’

7. All movies will be in 3D or like surrounding you or something cool.

8. Someone will start an awesome new alien cult that will once again prove how stupid humans are. It will probably involve Michael Jackson as well.

9. We will get over the excitement of social media and start having real life friendships again. We will also choose real life conversations over text ones.

10. We will still be partaking in Wednesday night bubbly sessions.